Happy & Healthy

7 THINGS WE DO WHEN HUBBY IS OUT THE DOOR

The man goes out for the evening and you have the place to yourself. Now, it's quite cliché to think that we then all go wild with the vibrator or squeeze pimples in front of the mirror (ew!). Okay, I admit, we do that sometimes too. But we also do these things. How many do you check off?

1. Hopping around naked

Hopping around the house naked, preferably belting out Beyoncé at the top of your lungs. Who run the world? Girls!

2. Twirling around the mirror, naked of course

The male gender might hope for pillow fight scenes with girlfriends, but nothing could be further from the truth. We are critically examining ourselves in the mirror and counting dimples on our buttocks with the brightest light projected on them, and checking how tight we can get our stomach. Maybe not as sexy as a pillow fight, but necessary. We think so.

3. Watching favorite series

Think of it as the ultimate chance to catch up on your series without interruptions. And it's also a bit of a revenge act because he's out drinking with his buddies.

4. On the couch with a box of tissues and favorite movie

Or you watch that one romcom he wouldn't want to watch otherwise. Women want drama, men want action. Well...

Women want drama, men want action. Well...

5. Eating shamelessly on the counter

Now, of course, you hold back when you're with your guy. This is your chance. Enjoy shamelessly ending up on the counter with that jar of Nutella, or eating that bag of Doritos all at once. He won't see it, so seize your opportunity.

6. Facebooking

Unapologetically checking out your ex's page. Looking at photos with his new girlfriend and wondering where the pictures of you two have gone. The jerk.

7. Pinterest

Spending hours scouring Pinterest for the cutest wedding pictures and the perfect wedding dress. I got caught by my ex when he Googled me after one of our first dates. He stumbled upon my entire Pinterest wall. Where I had practically planned my whole wedding... BUSTED.

Yes, and now we are of course very curious about what those men do when we go on our women's path. Anyone?