Fun & Famous

7 too funny dance types while clubbing

It's girls night. After the cocktails you decide to take a dance. It's around half past one and you're in your favorite tent. The types you encounter on the dance floor? Ha-ha-ha.

1. The rake

You do everything to avoid awkwardly staring at this person, but the urge is stronger than you. The rake moves as if it could use a little oil.

2. The clapper

I sincerely hope my love doesn't read this, but he was in the beginning ‘the clapper’. Someone who uncontrollably has to clap to every non-clappable beat. You understand; we had a little chat about that.

3. The drummer

I see the drummer passing by men more and more often. Just pay attention: this person is standing still, but moving his fingers as if he were playing a giant drum kit.

4. The clingy ones

This is undoubtedly the couple hiding in the darkest corner of the tent, and you're not sure if they sex are grinding à la Miley Cyrus or if they're just hanging in the lights? Hmm, not sure.

5. The druggie

The eyes are almost popping out of the head, the water bottle is tightly gripped in the little fists, and the zombie-like dance moves repeat for hours. This person is clearly in another realm. And is actually at the wrong party.

6. The drunk creep

This is usually a man (sorry) who thinks women find it somewhat okay that he suddenly stands behind them grinding without them noticing. No, we do not find that okay.

7. The shiner

You can also laugh at this person, but out of misery. He/she rocks this shit, probably has had their own dance studio for years, and can even put on a show to the calmest rock songs. Tip: stay at least five meters away from the shiner. For your own good. It's girls night. After the cocktails, you decide to take a dance. It's around half past one and you're in your favorite tent. The types you...