Sexy Friday

7 THINGS MEN ARE ASHAMED OF DURING SEX

Anyone who thinks that only women can multitask during a Rump Pumpy session should go stand in the corner. This is what goes through the male brain during sex. And especially: this is what they are ashamed of.

1. The mess in his room

That dirty underwear, the thick layer of dust on the dresser, and that fast food packaging in the room. But you’ve probably already seen all that. And if he ever wants a relationship with you, that little dirty boy will have to clean up.

2. The fact that his sheets haven’t been washed in a while

But really, it’s been prehistoric long, huh. If he thinks about it a bit longer, he wouldn’t even dare to guess how long that actually is. Will you notice?

3. His O-shaped mouth during climax

Can you keep your face a bit tight when you’re at your explosion point of bliss ? No way. The awkward O-mouth it is. And it’s better that you never see that as intimately as your bed partner.

4. The embarrassing position of his mirror

This awkwardness the poor guy doesn’t even realize, but you’ve of course spotted it. DON’T LOOK AT IT DURING DOGGY STYLE, BECAUSE YOU’RE LOOKING STRAIGHT INTO HIS BUTT.

5. How long he will last this time (or not)

Gentlemen, it’s not easy either. I get it. Anything under ten minutes is a disappointment, but anything longer than twenty minutes isn’t good either. Then we think we’re not sexy enough. Difficult, difficult.

6. The fact that he hasn’t fully utilized his gym membership

His initial forms of the ‘dad bod’ (read: love handles and beer bellies) might look quite manly in the mirror while brushing his teeth. But in this light, in this small room? With this hot chick? Fuck no.

7. His balls

Even if he has the most perfect, streamlined, photogenic lance in the world, he is ashamed of his balls. Because they are balls. And they just look weird. And those sensitive things slosh back and forth during sex. Honestly, there needs to be more ball acceptance in this society.

Also nice to grab right away: 9 secrets women have that men shouldn’t know.

Source: Cosmopolitan.com