Happy & Healthy

9 women's secrets that men should not know

If he's away for a week, we can easily skip shaving our legs/armpits/whatever once (or twice) if we don't feel like it. And there are many more like this. mysterious scenes that we prefer to keep hidden from our partner.

Maybe it's better that he doesn't know this either:

1. Sometimes (usually around the menstrual cycle) we wear really ugly underwear. But I mean really hideous, sexless things.

2. That we eat much less in a restaurant with a new lover than we actually want. Because god, you wouldn't want to be the pig. After a few months, we become the pig without any problems.

3. We might not do it in his presence, but yes, we are still human: we also burp and fart. And we poop. And as cool as that would be, it doesn't smell like roses.

4. We forget our birth control pill more often than we dare to admit.

5. If that fresh lover suddenly shows up at the door, we can quickly make the bed, hide all the scattered thongs and cookie wrappers, and shove all the clothes into a closet. Under the pretense of: “Do you have just a moment? I need to finish something up.”

6. When we go to the bathroom in a club with our girlfriend, we gossip about the guy who ordered drinks neatly and discuss whether he is cute, average, or totally insane and we need to flee.

7. When we really like a guy, we stalk his Instagram. Even if we intensely hate him, hate-stalking is still just as fun.

8. How long we actually spend on our hair and makeup. And how much we actually weigh.

9. When we lie anyway when we say “oh no, those clothes I've had for a veeeery long time.” It's brand new and probably ridiculously expensive.