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POOP news

“Dutch people prefer to poop in the morning” I read this week on Nu.nl. The Stomach Liver Intestine Foundation has conducted research on the toilet visits of the Dutch and comes up with such world-shocking facts.

Want to know more? Well, that morning poop lasts for most people between two and three minutes, for example. And, you wouldn't expect it, but 56% of men indicate that they are perfectly fine with stinking a bit at work, while only 29% of women poop at work. Just so you know.

At our office, we also often talk about poop. Yes, sorry, but that's just how it is. And maybe there are editors (I will never say who) who take selfies while sitting on the pot and then send them to the Amayzine WhatsApp group. It really happens. All this to the great annoyance of sales director Danielle, by the way, who quickly shouts ‘MAGICAL’ because she prefers to remain under the impression that girls only poop flowers.

By the way, that research was conducted in the context of National Poop Day. Yes. Let that sink in for a moment. The Na-tion-al poop-day. Really, WOW. That day was on March 11, so we completely missed it, but man, am I glad to be alive now that I know that such a thing as National Poop Day exists. Next year, all of us dancing in brown through the streets? I think our Danielle will be leading the way. Already looking forward to it.