Happy & Healthy
8 benefits of small breasts
So I have small breasts. You probably noticed that a long time ago. Not that you're falling off your chair thinking: wow, hey, goodness, what shocking thing are you telling me now. But I do have them. A shy B-cup that was also a very long A. For years I thought I would eventually put something in them.
Like my friend E, who treated herself to a few new friends at forty. “I lived without for forty years, now the forty years with come.” And then I got to pinch her new C-cup in the bathroom for a moment. The fact that when I pinched, the air freshener sprayed its fresh shot across the room was pure coincidence, but it was really funny.
Anyway. The breasts and I. Aside from my breastfeeding period, they are modest by nature. And I could complain about that for a long time, but I have decided that the glass is full and here's why.
1. You look slimmer
People see your head and then your breasts, they don't look much further at first. If ‘your mood’ is voluptuous, everyone expects the rest of your body to be curved and rounded as well. If you have little peas in a bra, everyone thinks you will also be a slender appearance.
2. Men look into your eyes
I have friends with beautiful, large breasts. Really nice and sexy, but men just look at their tits when they talk to them. Seriously. I don't know that sensation, but I see it happening. Hellooo, here are my eyes. I don't have that problem. We just have a conversation from man to woman. They undoubtedly look at my butt when I turn around and walk away, but I don't mind that during the conversation. By the way, men do this kind of thing that we don't understand.
”Really nice and sexy, but men just look at their tits when they talk to them”
3. Everything fits
Unless you have a very broad back, you can usually get that zipper closed. No popping buttons just when you want to say something important. Just a straight row of buttons. Nothing to worry about.
4. You can sleep on your stomach
How wonderful is that?
5. It's so nice for sports
They don't bang against your chin when you do jumping jacks and you don't have a sweat ring under your breast.
6. You can wear those cute triangle bikinis
Without the danger of them peeking around the corner.
7. You have to buy less expensive bras
Because you actually don't need a bra at all, we just do it for fun. Read here by the way why it's so nice to not wear a bra at all.
8. You are taken more seriously
With breasts, you quickly become a hot chick and people think hot chicks can't think. We know, of course, that this is complete nonsense, but still. Without breasts, you don't have that problem.
Don't be mad at me, busty friends. I would of course love to have what you have, so let me enjoy my little perks too.
