Fun & Famous
8 BEST FUNNY THINGS ABOUT KRIS JENNER
Kris Jenner, who I now actually know is named Kristen, I have of course known for years. And all those years I have not managed to know what I really think of her. On the one hand, she has all the support of a real mother hen. Four children with man 1 (Mr. Kardashian) with whom she remained friends until his death and two children with Caitlyn-vroeger-bekend-als-Bruce-Jenner.
On the other hand, I find it, let me call it separately, strange that each child has ended up in the limelight of Hollywood. It's not like any of them works in the local shoe store or runs a small printing shop. Something like that. I suspect Kris of telling her children that they could become anything in their lives. Actress, singer, model... Whatever they want.
But you could also call her a loving and caring hen who also throws herself into managing her little ones. And how she supported Bruce in his transformation into a woman, I also find remarkable. It's high time to dig up some facts about Kris and take stock. Is Kris fun, or not fun?
1. Kris can't live without sunglasses
Really, the chance of seeing Gerard Joling without glitter is greater than running into Kris without sunglasses. She says she can't do without them. Sensitive eyes and all. And it's also a bit of the uniform of Hollywood where they are not averse to a bit of attention. Jack Nicholson was once asked why he always wore his sunglasses everywhere, even in restaurants. “Because, if I’m wearing my sunglasses I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them I’m fat and 79.” Kris must have listened well to that. Alright, this counts as a plus.
2. In a past life, Kris was a flight attendant
For American Airlines. Just for a year, but still. That caring nature was really already there. Working is good for people, so a plus from the teacher.
3. Kris started a church
Yes, I had to recover from that too, but it’s really true. In 2012, she, together with Pastor Brad Johnson, founded the California Community Church. If you happen to be nearby, it’s located in Agoura Hills. Plus, plus, plus.
4. She keeps all the cards
If you write her a card, you can be sure it will get a nice spot because every little scribble is saved. Plus.
5. She is allergic to bees
So much so that she carries an injection with her in case she gets stung because otherwise she would die. Not that this is an achievement, but it does make her human, so a plus.
6. She is always on time
As a manager, she expects others not to waste her time, so Kris is always on the minute. Something I can confirm because when Kendall held a press conference last week that I attended, read here but just for a moment) and attended a fun party with her mother, they were exactly on time. A rarity. So a plus.
7. Cleaning out closets is her relaxation moment
What for me is a glass of wine, for Kris is cleaning out the closets. That relaxes her after a busy day. Clear mind, tidy closet. Yes, I can’t think of anything stupid about that. Plus.
The proof is in. I think Kris is fun. No argument there.
