Fun & Famous

DO YOU ALSO THINK SO OFTEN ABOUT THE SEX YOU DO OR DON'T HAVE?

Well. I was just browsing through Man Repeller again, and I read something that I found so relatable, so recognizable, so taken from my life, that I want to drop it here for you too. Buckle up!

I actually think quite often about the state of my sex life. You? For example, about how nice we did it last night and that everything is still good. Or that I read that you should do it at least twice a week, but that we are currently NOT achieving that because we just had a child and are completely exhausted. And whether that might be really bad? Is our relationship now doomed? Maybe we should just do it again because it's been a while? I once read in LINDA. that you just have to make time for it. ‘Then you just make time!’ Yes, it really said that. There is also a book that.

Hey. Maybe I feel like it tonight and he might too? Yes, I think so. There are vibes. Then I definitely shouldn't lie in bed in my thick tracksuit and with my socks on. And maybe I should take out my contact lenses. Yes, that's a good plan, because when I wear my glasses, I look more like someone who is going to read and then after three lines goes on Facebook and Instagram.

Oh, and I definitely shouldn't put in my night retainer! While I really need to put it back in, because I think my teeth are getting a bit crooked again. Really bad.

But suppose he doesn't feel like it, then I'm there in my sexy outfit that I never wear. And then I still have my f*cking lenses in, and then I have to get out of bed to take them out completely and then we might end up in total awkwardness. Or not? Why am I making this so complicated again?.

In short, what a situation. Luckily, I know I'm really not crazy. Really not, people, really not. At least I don't think so. I'm also not the only one who is quite busy with whether or not having good and/or bad sex. When I go out for drinks with friends, as soon as enough wine has been consumed, we always, and I mean always, talk for an hour (or longer) about our sex lives. About how often we do it. About who wants it more often. About how great it has been lately. Or just about how it is anything but great, and whether you can talk about it together. Or whether you fall into silence. And that sometimes there can be such an elephant in the room when you haven't done it for a while. All those things. All that shit. It's such a thing. Whether the sex is fun or not fun, whether it is going well or not, the having/not having of good/bad sex really turns out to be a big thing in life. A thing that can be talked about for hours on end.

That was it again. Not really a huge point, I'm afraid, see it as food for thought. As a topic for tonight during drinks.

Now I'm going to pick out a nice outfit for tonight. Maybe it will be, this onesie.