Beertje is the reason that I sometimes still consider going to exercise again. This woman has a body, it's hard to believe. But when it looks so perfect from the outside, I'm extra curious about the crazy things on the inside. Here they come.

What does nobody really expect from you?

‘I am incredibly ‘low maintenance’. I never go to the hairdresser, I am against botox and fillers, I do my own makeup and styling. I do like to get massages, that I do.’

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done in public?

‘I once filmed a music video in which I sing a terrible song very off-key -‘Beertje oh Beertje!- and dance around in a muddy park dressed in a swimsuit and white rain boots. My husband played a horny bear. It was for a challenge from the magazine Grazia to see if any idiot could score a YouTube hit, but nobody knew that. Everyone seriously thought I had gone crazy. You can see it here by the way.‘

Do you have a secret talent?

‘I can listen incredibly well. I even have a diploma in ‘Therapy and Counseling’ from Regent’s College in London. When I interviewed Elton John, he thanked me afterwards for ‘the therapy’: ‘Darling, I feel fucking amazing!”

Which song from your playlist cannot stand the light of day?

”Islands in the Stream’ by Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers. That’s how my husband and I opened the karaoke night during our wedding. Only four friends stayed.’

What do others find very annoying about you?

‘That I still look so amazing for my age! Haha, just kidding. But now you immediately know what is really very annoying about me: my silly jokes that I laugh really hard at myself.’

Do you have an obsession?

‘If I see a blackhead on myself or someone else, I have to touch it! It’s my dream to one day Dr. Pimple Popper assist for an afternoon.’