Fun & Famous

OKAY, WE NEED TO TALK A LOT ABOUT THIS CARPOOL KARAOKE

In 10 points

I saw ‘m last night. Something with recordings and did a shoot and no time, but as soon as I could, I filled the glass, opened the laptop and sat down to watch it thoroughly. Fourteen minutes of James Gordon and… Madonna. And I have a lot to say about that.

1. I want Madonna's hair

Length, color, wave, slight regrowth; tutto. Leco, when shall we?

2. Madonna kissed Michael Jackson

But really. With tongue and all. Madonna took the initiative and after a glass of Chardonnay, Michael dared to go for it. World news. Never shared. Why not? Because no one asked.

3. But why didn't James ask more?

We want to know if they were also ‘intimate’. Right? I'll just assume that for convenience.

4. Imagine you're walking through Central Park and you see Madonna in a car

While she's hanging out of the window in a half-split. Then you probably need resuscitation.

“On stage I'm Madonna, at home
I am Julie Andrews.”

5. I thought Madonna sang pretty well

Yes, I thought so.

6. Madonna still wears fishnet tights

And I think they're great.

7. Madonna was so right about James's shirt

“It's so Seattle nineties.” “You're not gonna get me in red flannel, baby.” And, James, maybe it helps if you loosen your top button next time.

8. James's director could add a bit more variety in the cut shots

Point for improvement. Nitpicker. But still.

9. This one was also brilliant

“On stage I'm Madonna, at home I am Julie Andrews.”

10. And did I already mention that Madonna sang pretty well? And was attractive? And that I wanted her hair? And that she kissed Michael Jackson? Well, that...