Sexy Friday

PLASTIC LIBIDO

The female libido always keeps people busy. Especially because it is different from that of men, and as soon as something is different from men, people quickly find it strange and a reason for research. So that is done frequently. Why do women become aroused less quickly (you can also wonder why men become aroused so quickly, but apparently everyone finds that very normal)? How does it work exactly for women? What works and what doesn't? And if it doesn't work, why doesn't it work? And of course, what can we do about it?

A few years ago, ‘pink viagra’ hit the market, not with much success by the way. When it was available in America, about 227 prescriptions were written in one month. Maybe women don't need pink viagra at all? But no one cares about that, and the sex toy industry adds to it with the Fiera.

It's not a vibrator, but takes over more of the foreplay from your partner

That's a thing you have to apply to your clitoris and it helps you to become aroused. I kid you not. It's not a vibrator, but takes over more of the foreplay from your partner. Because he can't do that, and instead of teaching men how a vagina works, we prefer to come up with something that just keeps him nice and lazy. The Fiera then.

There is a video (see here) that neatly explains how it works, and they don't do it on a real vagina (that would be something) but on a vulva puppet. A VULVA PUPPET. That could still be added. Well, you place that thing on it, it might take a few tries before it really works, and if it doesn't work, the video gladly refers you to the FAQs on their website.

Really guys, it's all so ridiculous. And sad. The video dates back to 2015, so the Fiera has apparently been on the market for a while, but I had never heard of it. Interested in such a man-replacer? For $250,- it's yours. And of course, it comes in a nice pink color. Because the ladies love that.