Sexy Friday
COMPLICATED: MEN AND PUBeS
Pubic rules for women? Simple: it has to be shaved. Or at least trimmed and tamed or with a landing strip down the middle. Men don't like bushes. You know it, I know it - clear story. But male pubs? An entirely different story.
Women seem to be vague when it comes what they want their men's private parts to be tamed. One friend of mine thinks it's sexy when her guy is completely bare (because it's more appealing and hygienic), another prefers it to be wild: “Do you have any idea how creepy it is when you've got a bare porn dick staring at you?” These are the weird conversations you always end up having with your friends after at least three glasses of wine. Again: you know it, I know it.
“Do you have any idea how creepy it is when you've got a bare porn dick staring at you?”
I'd say you can find me somewhere in the middle. I completely understand that having a bit of hair is important during sex, as long as it's well groomed. Do you know why we have pubes in the first place? “Nature made us this way so that when men and women are doing them, they won't slip off of one another”, is seriously what I once read. Aha, so that's why he always slides off of me during sex. Ha, I find it hysterical.
Besides the latter, incase it does apply to you, it protects you from the cold (which was quite a big deal back in the middle ages) and another important fact I should probably add: pubes are supposed to uh, allure, you. “Scent is important when you're looking for a sexual partner and your pubes contain glands which produce pheromones. This ‘attractant’, so to say, clamps onto our pubes and spreads.” This all sounds very cave(wo)man-esque. And don't we have perfumes nowadays we can use to hide our own body odour? Yet, apparently nothing should be more attractive than the natural odor of your bed partner. Guys, I find this all so confusing.
“Guys with massive jungles; tame them.”
My advice? Guys with massive jungles; tame them. It'll make it all look bigger down there anyway. And for all of you who are entirely bare: grow it out a little to make sure that attractant of yours hasn't disappeared entirely. Good luck.
