Sexy Friday

THE PENIS IN, EH,

ALL HIS GLORY PART 2

Last week we were talking about the utterly ridiculous dickpics, remember? Penises in a suit, you just can't make this stuff up. Anyway, once I started looking into dickpics, I came across endless articles where women casually talk about the amounts of dickpics flooding their phones. As if it was something completely normal, something everyone does. Now, I might be crazy, but seriously, WHO SENDS DICKPICS?!

Is this something American? A trend that isn't that big in the Netherlands yet (and hopefully never will be, by the way)? I've never received a dickpic and I don't know any of my friends who have experience with it. Do I have prudish friends or where is this going wrong?

By the way, we're not talking about erotic photos you send to your sweetheart, but random guys on Tinder, Snapchat, or Facebook chat who suddenly throw a picture of their penis in your face without warning. Seriously, men and their penises, it's already bad enough that they touch it all day, but give a man an internet connection and apparently they can't help but digitally keep their penis in the spotlight all the time.

Shall we agree that as a reading man, you do not send unsolicited dickpics? And women who have received one, tell me; HOW did you deal with it? I am truly in a state of great astonishment regarding this whole phenomenon.