Sexy Friday

THE PENIS IN, EH, ALL ITS GLORY

Sometimes I make an online discovery and I don't know if I like the internet more or less. Because recently I came across a site of a professional photographer who specializes in photographing dressed penises. You think I'm joking, but boy oh boy I'm dead serious.

Soroya Doolbaz is her name. An Iranian-Canadian living in New York. She describes the project as follows: “My project is called Dicture Gallery and it’s exactly what it sounds like. Dick Pictures. But these aren’t just your regular dick pics. These are dick pics with a twist. It’s an artistic take on an otherwise alluring modern dating tactic.”

It comes down to her dressing up penises in a stiff state and then photographing the whole thing. Her intention is to make people laugh, although she mostly leaves me very surprised. And a bit shocked.

She also gives the dressed penises quite hilarious names. Napoleon Boner Parte for example, is a penis dressed as Napoleon. Or what do you think of Dicki Minaj? Adolf Clit Tickler? Benito Mussoweenie? Saddong Hussein “Weapon Of Ass Destruction”? Really, I had to laugh out loud.

If you want to know what that looks like in God's name, click here. Warning: not suitable for viewing at the office.