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The 7 types of women in group chats on WhatsApp

Warning: once you're in a group chat on WhatsApp with a number of women, you're in trouble and your phone will be buzzing all day long. Here I already wrote about how you can sneak away and now it's time to tell which female types there are in group WhatsApp chats.

Here they come:

1. The spammer

The multitasker. Somehow she manages to be busy with her phone 24/7: screenshots, Snapchats, lengthy monologues... You go crazy from her, but she’s your girl when you’re bored.

2. The smiley

You seriously wonder if she’s illiterate. She only types in smileys and comes up with a different poop, palm tree, or little figure for every occasion. But let’s be honest: her crying and laughing little figures and eggplants speak for themselves, come on.

3. The planner

You put your phone down for just TWO seconds and when you pick it up again, she has already booked and figured out the train, accommodation, and itinerary for your next mini trip. Where would you be without her?

4. The ghost

You often forget that she’s even still in the group. You hear from her at the moments you least expect it and her one-liners are definitely worth the wait.

5. The cheerleader

The cheerleader responds with clapping little figures and almost only reacts to comments from others. Her ‘hahaha’ bursts into the group at the slightest or smallest thing. If she’s quiet, you know your joke was downright terrible.

6. The gossip aunt

No detail escapes her eagle eyes and she quickly reports on it on WhatsApp. Handy if you missed a night out with the girls.

7. The hustler

She probably works in PR or media and always forwards invitations to the coolest events. Especially, especially keep it in the group chat.