The Voice, the aftertalk

10 points

Everyone can complain and sigh that things are not like they used to be and that television is not what it was. For now, we are all sitting with wet hair (her) and a full glass (me) on the couch watching Martijn Krabbé con suis. And enjoying. And I want to talk about all this with you.

1. Waylon

Waylon needs a career on the side. Namely that of a life coach. I don't care who he has ‘known very well’, how many times he has mumbled ‘Stir me up’ by Bob Marley while a thick joint hung in the corner of his mouth and stumbled over two bottles of whiskey (why are those things always in the way): he looks at people. Sees what they can do, gives them an overdose of energy and shoots them to heights they couldn't even have looked at. So Waylon. Douze pppoints (the ppp is from Sanne).

2. Guus's tie pin

Guus, Guus, Guus. I have heard that you have acquired a particularly good stylist, but what is going on with that tie pin? Wasn't it last seen in the eighties? And then with the accountant who also collected cigar bands. Or is there an enormous tie pin trend coming that I haven't heard of yet? Let's hope so.

3. Guus's joke

Because I think Guus is nice, huh. And sympathetic. And good. I even hung up a phone call the other day while listening to 538 in the car because I wanted to sing along with Guus really loudly for a moment. Because I want to participate in The Voice myself next year. Or. Well. Maybe not such a good idea.

But back to Guus. “This was a very interesting bottle.” Guus. I like you. I could have said that myself.

4. The styling

Yeah sorry, call me a whiner, but I have to say something about the styling. I think what you wear on the outside should enhance who you are on the inside. If you start wearing really weird, artistic pieces (zebra pants, rock shirts, denim jackets with graffiti texts), then that can work, as long as it matches who you are. Otherwise, it becomes a costume party and loses (there comes the terrible word) authenticity.

5. And then Daniel

Oh Daniel, Daniel, Daniel. Did you really say that? That you might not have a personality? Seriously? Let me quote you: “Okay, I may not have a personality, but I had to open the show and I want to throw a party. And that's how Daniel throws a party. Yes, that's how Daniel throws a party.”

Daniel. Boy. Stick to the singing, stop the talking.

Bye!