Fun & Famous
THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE A FUCK-IT LIST
Nice, a bucket list. But I made the ultra-thoughtful choice to kick that thing out the door.. It's just a kind of to-do list squared, and that really gets to me on my well-shaped (ahem) hips. That's why I introduce the fuck-it list (no, this is not what you think right now) and here's how you make one.
- Been there, done that
A good fuck-it list, you can feel it, is the opposite of the bucket list. What you absolutely never want to do in your life, that goes straight on there. Ugly crying to have a stupid cheating ex, with a few vinos in your collar bringing up that promotion at the company party, hitchhiking in Russia… This is the list of fuck-its that didn't turn out so well for you and that you can immediately cross off and never do again (promise?).
2. Never-going-to-happen-category
Okay, sometimes it's just not in the cards or you're simply the biggest Toos Ambitieloos in a certain area. A perfect body like Doutzen (ha), a vacation home in the Bahamas, becoming a true Sudoku master or hiking in the North Pole. I start with swimming with sharks. You don't want that, do you? No, not even a bit of adrenaline makes that okay. And now, no bad puns about my name.
3. Most-likely-not
Your most outrageous dreams or wishes. A person is allowed to dream, and that's extremely healthy for you, don't get me wrong. But you really should take yourself with a grain of salt. You don't want to be sulking in the nursing home if things turn out a bit differently. I could have also told you that your hubby wouldn't grow old like George Clooney. Otherwise, he would have been named George. And everything that does work out is a huge celebration.
4. Crafty stuff
Make your list just as beautiful as you would with that other variant. This has to be in a cute little book with an adventurous print and a spritz of your exclusive perfume. You finish it off with a thrilling ribbon, which is tied around that promising list. You'll get eye-catching fuck-it lists from that.
5. Last, but not least
Go forth and multiply it. I firmly believe it's good for humanity to set all those utopian goals aside. And then on the back of your fuck-it list, you make a summary of what you actually did enjoy doing, without it being on that bucket list. Ha.
