Amayzine
Beauty
THIS IS RENSKES 9 HOLY BEAUTY SECRETS
In a bad way
It's that time! We're going to talk about my 7 holy beauty secrets. But not 7 positive beauty secrets where I, for example, tell you how to get a great glowing skin or beautiful nails, but beauty and fashion secrets that are horrifically embarrassing. Not gross, disgusting, and awkward.
You might be wondering now: why? Why would you want to share that? Unfortunately. I actually have no answer to that. Except that it’s almost 3 PM now, and at 5 PM there’s a gathering here and I still have to type two (!) other blogs. So I don’t have time to ponder whether something is a good idea or not.
- At number one is that I only clean my nails completely twice a month. Basically, I just layer over layer over layer over layer.
- The same goes for my feet OMG.
- Furthermore, I have a layer of callus on my feet that we better not talk about.
- I only shave my legs when I need bare legs.
- And then there’s this. My son once threw my tube of foundation in a disgusting toilet. I took it out, washed it off, and I still use it. The things you do for Chanel.
- Four weeks ago, I had a glitter eyeshadow crash in my makeup bag and I never cleaned the makeup bag, so now there’s glitter eyeshadow everywhere. That’s not gross in itself, but it is lazy. And laziness is one of the seven sins.
- Did you know you can also use hand lotion and body lotion as eye makeup remover? Or hand cream? No? Well, now you know.
- I haven’t been to the hairdresser for six months. Six months!
- I’m a sucker for Dr. Pimple Popper and that’s because I also find it fan-tas-tic to pop pimples OMG OMG OMG I’m sorry bye.
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