Fun & Famous

THINGS WE WONDER ABOUT
ABOUT HOGWARTS

My goodness, how I love Buzzfeed. I can entertain myself on that site for hours. From the most ridiculous quizzes to find out what kind of cake I would be if I were a cake (apparently cheesecake, always handy to know) to the most awkward Tinder conversations that make you feel secondhand embarrassment. And as a mega Harry Potter fan I came across something brilliant again. Nice of course, all those Potter movies, but there are still a number of things that one wonders about life at Hogwarts.

Here’s some food for thought:

1. Do witches and wizards actually play sports?

2. Does Hogwarts even have a gym?

3. Or is Quidditch their only form of exercise?

4. And if you do play Quidditch, do you get a six-pack from it?

5. Or do they also have something with brooms? A bit the ROCYCLE of Hogwarts, you know?

6. Anyway, it seems to me a pretty good arm workout if you have to constantly wave your wand, right?

7. Are there spells and potions they can use to stay slim and fit instead of having to exercise?

8. And if that’s the case, is that even legal?

9. Or do they also do drug tests before exercising?

10. How is the mental health of the students actually? I mean: everyone must have really needed to process grief after the murder of Carlo Kannewasser. Or was this also handled magically?

“And if you do play Quidditch, do you get a six-pack from it?”

11. Nice, all those galas at school, but do they never sneak off to drink Firewhisky in Hogsmeade on the weekends?

12. Are there also spells to ensure you don’t have a hangover the next day?

13. What do you do if you’re allergic to one of the many animals that roam or flutter through the halls of Hogwarts?

14. Can witches and wizards actually be allergic to something or are there potions for that too?

15. In terms of food, is healthy cooking also done?

16. Do they do superfoods there?

17. Or gluten-free desserts?

18. Perhaps they are more interested in sex than in cake?

19. But how do the students get sex education then?

20. Can you imagine Severus Snape explaining how sanitary pads and tampons work? Ha, funny.

21. And what kind of magical contraception do they use? Spells? Potions?

Ha, yeah. You probably never thought about all this, huh. If you want to read more of this kind of craziness, hop on your broom and fly here to it.