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so these are the things Trump has really said about women

Our Trumper-stumper, we've talked about him a few times. Read here Kalinka's editorial on his worst quotes. I must say I did a little dance when I read that Trump is finally behind Hillary in the polls and it seems his triumphal march is starting to look like a retreat. To give him that extra push, a small plea on why you as a woman can hardly do anything but ignore him. Or laugh at him. Anything, as long as you don't vote for him.

1. Women have to be ‘hot’ to become journalists. Without the looks and the boobs, you can forget it as a woman in the field, according to Trump. He seriously told a reporter from a TV channel that she wouldn't have had her job if she hadn't been so pretty...

2. Everything will be fine with a pretty girlfriend. Bad press doesn't matter at all as long as you have a young and pretty girlfriend who polishes your image. But let me quote Trump: “As long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.

3. And then this one about Hillary. How can a woman who couldn't even keep her husband satisfied become president of this country? He posted on Twitter, huh. On Twitter. Or literally: “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?” Cowardly Trumper deleted his message, but fortunately, there are always people who take a screenshot.

4. He said that Angelina Jolie has had too many boyfriends. With her consumption urge, Donald claims to be just a meek, loyal little sheep.

5. Women are massively succumbing to him. Whether it's his power or his money or a combination of both, but we ladies wouldn't be able to resist him. Trump wrote that every woman who participated with him flirted, but ’that was to be expected’, he said. Do you also think that when he said that, he adjusted his balls in his pants.

6. Oh yes, and Bette Midler is ugly. Not just her face, but also her body if you want to know. But Trump immediately added that he couldn't say that because it's politically incorrect.

Dear Donald, I wouldn't mind if the election battle lasted a little longer. Hillary is going to roll you up hard, but until then, I'm still enjoying your blabbering and floundering immensely.