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WHY MAY SAVES HUNDREDS OF EUROS

(and thus can buy a lot of shoes)

It happens to me so often. I get invited to speak for a group of people (that's called a side gig in common language) somewhere in the country where I earn a nice little amount. As soon as that money is in my account (or often even a bit earlier), I invest it very wisely in a pair of boots from Isabel Marant/a Jérôme Dreyfuss bag/a top from Marni. And then it happens. A few envelopes land on the doormat. Because I have just driven the whole route a bit too fast, which means I lose a quarter of my hard-earned money to something as incredibly annoying as fines.

But suddenly I have a solution. My cruise control. What am I saying: my adaptive cruise control. I enter how fast I want to drive on the steering wheel of my Renault Talisman and activate the adaptive cruise control. Then the car drives constantly and adjusts the speed if some elderly person suddenly swerves in front of your bumper. Believe me, driving has never been so easy and relaxing. All the time to calmly think about what beautiful thing I will buy next...