10 apps you won't believe exist

Just about my apps. I just counted them and apparently I have 73 on my phone. A filter here, NS app there, sending WeTransfer videos to the design team and scrolling a bit for unaffordable hotel rooms on Booking.com, always fun. You see: clothes make the man, apps make the phone. But with more than five million apps in the App Store, it sometimes also invites problems. Let's just say that some people in this world have too much time, uh, on their hands.

Here they come: 10 ridiculous brainless applications that you won't believe actually exist.

1. The most advanced Hands Cooler in the App Store

For less than a euro, this one is all yours. I think for people who like to fall asleep with the sound of a fan next to their head? DAFACK.

2. Harmonica (99 cents)

I would say: buy that app, shove that iPhone in your mouth and especially make a lot of new friends with your annoying harmonica skills. Just a fun fact: this app was in the top ten of best-selling music apps in 2008, just so you know.

3. Sausage Legend

Once upon a time, there was an app called Sausage Legend that managed to mimic a seriously realistic fighting game with sausages instead of people. WHY has no one told me this before?

4. Hold on (99 cents)

The goal? To keep a red button pressed on your phone with your finger for as long as possible. More than three thousand people have paid a euro so far. Hey, couples, staring at a wall is free, right?

5. S.M.T.H. (Send Me To Heaven)

This is a ‘sports app’ that measures how high you can throw your phone. So if you want a new phone, this is a perfect way to speed up that process.

6. $1000000

Download this app and it really looks super bad as if you are very rich and counting a lot of money on your phone. Which also sounds very logical and makes you really cool in front of your friends.

7. Is it dark outside?

If you are really too lazy to look out the window, this app simply gives you an answer to that important question of life. Okay, if you think of this, I still find you quite a boss.

8. Xp Error Mobile

And if you really hate your life now, there is always the app that lets you open six different Windows XP crashes on your screen. Including crash sounds. Still free to download too! PARTY.

9. K Blocker

For everyone who gets the creeps from the Kardashians: just do a butt dance now. Behold the application ‘K Blocker’ which, as the name somewhat reveals, blocks all Kardashian content on your phone. Costs you 99 cents! Oh, and there is also a version of Justin Bieber by the way, but that one is free. Hmm. Does that actually mean that Bieber is hated less or more?

10. Places I’ve Pooped

Mark your territory by posting a flag wherever you have dropped a little poop. More than two million people have downloaded this app. No shit.

Source: INSIDER.