10 very interesting facts about your vajayjay

Hey girl. I'm going to talk about a body part that you might not always find easy to bring up. You know, your fiddly bit. Your lotus flower, flamoes, punani, raspberry. Ha, I like that last one. I'm going to talk about raspberries. And specifically everything you didn't know about it. Here it comes.

1. The name ‘pussy’ for your vagina goes way back

In various countries, it has been an age-old pet name for your vagina, cats are often associated with female sexuality. Miauwww.

2. The clitoris has eight thousand nerve endings coming together

Much more than in the penis. That explains the fireworks. So, who run the world?

3. No, a tampon cannot get lost in your body

It just can't anatomically. Just so you know.

4. The terms ‘large’ and ‘small’ labia are actually not correct...

For more than half of women, the so-called ‘small’ labia are actually larger than the large ones.

5. We have been mispronouncing the name of our clit our whole lives

From now on, you will never say ‘clitoooooris’ again, it's officially clítoris. Just check in the Van Dale: cli·to·ris (de; v; plural: clitores).

6. The hymen is not a membrane at all

It's more like a rim of flexible tissue with notches. And no, even a gynecologist cannot tell from your hymen whether a girl is still a virgin.

7. A shaved pussy is not more hygienic at all

By regularly shaving your pubic hair, you increase the chance of your hair follicles becoming inflamed, and thus also your skin. How to best care for your lotus flower you can read here.

8. A little wine, anyone?

The acidity of your poon is comparable to that of a glass of red quality wine with a pH around 4.0. Ha, will you order a little something at the bar?

9. The average length of a vagina…

…is measured from the front and from the cervix to the outside world at 6.29 centimeters. At its widest point, your poon is on average 3.25 centimeters wide.

10. During childbirth, the vagina can stretch enormously

In America, a baby weighing 10.8 kilograms with a head circumference of 48 centimeters was once born. HELP.

Oh and, now that we are diving so nicely into the punis, this is what your vagina looks like. And that's very normal.