Amayzine
14 nightmares that every
bride has
(all really happened!)
The wedding season has begun, with all its peaks. And valleys. These are the nightmares of every bride and believe me, they all really happened.
- Your spray tan rubs off on your white dress.
- Your sister-in-law lost your bouquet.
- Your mother-in-law was supposed to arrange a bouquet and chose the ugliest bouquet ever.
- You took an extra beauty treatment and had an allergic reaction.
- You have a cold sore.
- You practiced a song and took six weeks of singing lessons, but while singing you see everyone nudging each other and covering their mouths. Out of total shock. And now you can't go back.
- Your fiancé put on a purple cummerbund. With a matching bow tie.
- You thought it was romantic to have sex for the first time only on the wedding night and then find out that he, well, isn't really a healthy Dutch boy with a similar appetite.
- Your father is sleeping in a corner.
- Your father-in-law gave such an excruciatingly unkind speech that you spent the rest of the evening in the closet with the cleaning supplies.
- You suddenly smell like sweat. Like sweat. It's the fabric of the wedding dress. And the stress. And can someone please turn off those hot lights?
- Your friend brought her little daughter and now there's a lollipop hanging from your train. And is she seriously spilling her Fristi on your dress?
- Just before you have to ‘go’, you burst out of your corset.
- You dyed your eyebrows from blonde to dark just a day before your wedding. That turned out to be a particularly bad idea.
