6 Awkward things that happen during yoga class

Delightful, isn't it, to arrive gracefully with your Hermès mat under your arm and your healthy shake. But it's still a task to maintain that grace during your hour of zen.

1. Escaping air

Also known as the old Dutch vaginal fart or the p*ssy fart. You have no control over it, it just happens to you and it can peek around the corner again half a minute later. Intensely uncomfortable. Comfort yourself with the thought that it happens to others too. And if not, just say they didn't try as hard as you did.

2. Escaping breast

Yoga clothes should feel nice and definitely not constricting. You park your gym outfits for a moment and for this class, you reach for a soft wrap top. But after thirteen downward facing dogs, three warriors, and two child poses, you suddenly realize that your breast pops out of your wrap top.

3. Unpolished toenails

You hoped you could keep your socks on, but your instructor says they have to come off. There you are with your unpedicured little feet in your neck. Quickly again. here to it.

4. Cursing

If you lose your balance during the ‘dancer pose’ and a strong ‘damn’ slips out. Not yoga.

5. Your phone going off

Same. Not yoga. That you even have it with you, you'll be embarrassed. Here some tips to overcome your phone addiction.

6. Sleeping with snoring

That you fall asleep during relaxation, so be it. It can happen to anyone and is a sign of surrender. But that your neighbor nudges you because you're producing some less attractive sounds. Ouch.