A spring baby for Kate and William

If you're a bit royal and pregnant, you tend to be mysterious about the date you're due. Part of the job I guess. But when all of England is in a tizzy and the big speculation has begun, it might just be time to stop beating around the bush. Hot off the press: Kensington Palace confirmed last night that Kate and Prince William are expecting their little one in April 2018.

 
We could have expected this a bit, dear people, considering you usually announce your pregnancy only after the three ‘critical’ months, but still. It's a spring baby. It seems that Prince William has been whispering at various charity events that the baby could ‘arrive sooner than most people think’. Hmmm. Are we being led a bit astray? Is it going to be a Beyoncé/Taylor Swift surprise act baby? Like in January: HATSA, here comes the little one. Nanananana. Compliments to Kate's personal trainer and dress designers. We'll wait and see, British neighbors. And if you're still looking for cool names, we know a few.  Please.