Shopping

About the Top(shop)

I can wander around the Topshop webshop for hours. From the perfect boyfriend jeans to the coolest T-shirts: I always succeed. And I haven't even mentioned the Topshop Unique show during London Fashion Week. Topshop, you are cool. Really. Only sometimes, very sometimes, I come across things that I don't quite understand. So today, no shopping with the must-haves or trends of the moment, no, one with the weirdest items from the new Topshop collection. So if you're still looking for an eye-catcher where you can really miss the mark, I've gathered them for you. Look, look, but don't buy.

And this is what an ’oversized choker hoodie’ looks like. No idea what a choker has to do with it, but I'll pass.

Oversized choker hoodie, €55,- Topshop

We all sometimes suffer from choice stress, but let's keep the skirt and jeans as two separate options. Here the layering trend has been taken a bit too literally, I believe...

Tulle skirt jamie jeans, €64,- Topshop

And for those who thought it was only about a metallic swimsuit; check. the. back.

Swimsuit by Wolf & Whistle, €46,- Topshop

Fun during a cheerleader moment or carnival, but then put it deep back in the closet. We have the N, we have the E, we have the E, we have a big fat NO.

Tinsel mom short, €22,- Topshop

No idea what the pink plastic patches and way too ripped jeans were thinking together? I know better matches.

Organza jacket, €98,- Topshop

This immediately makes me think of a gnome clogs foot. Anything but flattering on the feet.

Boots, €210,- Topshop

Cut-outs are fun, but this is a case of a bit too much for my taste. Seriously, how do you sit in these pants?

Split boyfriend jeans, €68,- Topshop

A ’feather harness’, what is that? And why is this sold outside the party store?

Feather harness, €55,- Topshop