jealous of J.Lo

Do you want to know how to start your Friday off badly? If you stuffed yourself the night before with roti (heaven) and then had a bar of Tony’s Chocolonely and then wake up the next morning, scroll through Instagram and come across a photo of Jennifer Lopez. And not just any photo; no, a photo where she casually shows off her killer abs in a mirror selfie. Well, my food baby belly and I can't handle it, you know. I'm almost at the point where I'm going to run those six kilometers from my house to the office and then ask Simone if she wants to do an ab workout quarter with me instead of an ab workout hour.

Hallelujah, what a woman. She looks incredibly good. I find those sunglasses a bit medium, because who wears those indoors anyway, but other than that… This woman. Sigh. Girl crush on point. Is it even possible that she’ll see Sara in three years? I want what she’s having…

Only Jen, we need to talk about that vague lump on your side. This can't be a case of Photoshop gone wrong, I hope? There must just be a smudge on your iPhone's camera, right? Right?