takes a long time

Every morning when I wake up for my round of sleaze, there’s actually only one thing I hope to encounter. Or yes, technically four. Maybe I’m the only one, but doesn’t it feel like Beyoncé and Amal have been pregnant for at least five years now? When are those twins coming? I’m impatient. I want to know everything. Are they having boys or girls? Will Blue Ivy be the big sister of Red Poppy and Yellow Butterfly Bush? Ha, see what I did there? They all have the three primary colors. Will George Clooney and Amal name their kids after characters he has played in movies, or world leaders Amal has worked with? By the way, back to those kids of Beyoncé, I came across a hilarious site called the Bey Bey Name Generator, in case you ever want to know what Beyoncé and Jay Z would name you. For me, it came out as Salmon Squash, but uh, I think I’ll just stick with Elke.

 
George has at least already hinted in a video at an event in Armenia that he can’t be there because he will soon be completely busy. And Beyoncé recently posted photos on her Instagram from the baby shower, where it seems she can also start counting down the days now.

 
I don’t know about you, but this kid is an impatient one. Beyoncé, Amal: takes a long time!