Did you just seriously let out a fart?

(And 10 other mega embarrassing sex situations)

So there you are, lying with your legs wide open and blushing. It was the idea that you would be übersexy, remember? Not that you would let out a vaginal flatus right in your partner's face. Oh boy. Sex, sometimes it just invites trouble.

Time for a round of awkward moments that can happen before or during a steamy session of rumpy pumpy.

1, 2 parties in your skinny jeans

Having squeezed yourself into super tight jeans that morning and then not being able to get your pants off quickly. And hopping around the house like an Oompa Loompa, wondering if your lover still finds you sexy like this.

The bra drama

Two intensely long minutes later and the guy is still fiddling with your bra clasp. Okayyy...

The granny pants

Suddenly the sex situation presents itself while you are NOT, like, AT ALL prepared for it. PANIC!!!! WHERE DO YOU FIND THAT BRIDGET JONES UNDERWEAR SO QUICKLY?

Condom issues

Until you both have been messing around for so long that he has gotten nervous and the wind has, uh, settled.

When your wind has NOT settled

But is firmly rising during the moment of truth. Suddenly out of nowhere, BAM. Say hello to the vaginal fart. Something with a hatch and sinking through the ground. Yes, bed and all. Fine. Just do it. NOW QUICKLY PLEASE.

Not wet enough

When you don't know each other that well yet and your date ‘thinks’ it can happen already. While his galloping horse in your Sahara is EVERYTHING but a good idea.

Or just too wet

But then a case on your upper lip, so to speak. And under your armpit and in your knee pits. All the bodily fluids you do NOT want to take center stage in your pormovie. Yikes.

The primal scream

Because you just can't always keep yourself under control. Or your date (who you just met) makes a freaking weird sound during the grand finale. That same grand finale that happens after two and a half minutes. So sexy.

Cramps

In the category of super awkward and crampingly funny at the same time. CRAAAAAAAAMP. AUAUAUAUAU.

Wild thrashing

So you're thrown onto the bed, he jumps on top of you, but in all the enthusiasm, you both bang your heads hard against each other and suddenly your date has a major bloody lip. No, that's just cozy!

Oh well, sex, nobody said it would be easy...