Kiki's Who Is The Mole-talk:
Week 7
Hey mole buddies! Nice that you have joined us again for a portion of WIDM chatter. Due to a surprise party (something with a boyfriend, 30 years + too much wine), I suddenly realized yesterday with my hungover self that I hadn't watched our favorite show yet. And that's quite a nice realization, on a Sunday. Legs up, the opening tune of WIDM blasting through the living room and some hangover food on the left, this little paracetamol was ready for it, you know...
Actually, I think at this point in the game you should just show your colors. Spreading bets on three potential moles with five candidates still in the game feels a bit cowardly. No, I'm more of an all-in person. That's why it's also incredibly wise that I stay far away from the casino, but that's beside the point. My bet goes to? Thomas. Especially now (spoiler alert, god, click away very quickly if you don't want to know) Imanuelle has had to leave the field. So from now on, tunnel vision or not: all bets on Thomas. And it's time to catch up in 11 points.
“So from now on, tunnel vision or not: all bets on Thomas.”
1. I think that Ellie Lust this weekend has been taken to intensive care. Spontaneous stroke after seeing the port assignment.
2. No, seriously, has anyone checked on Ellie? El? You still there?
3. I really heard such an intensely mean snicker in my head after the whole fighting-over-who-could-get-in-the-convertible situation. Where three mole colleagues fight over one leg, the fourth and fifth... Exactly.
4. Ha, now I know where I need to be after partying. Under Jochem's bed!
#IetsMetEenBroodjeShoarma #ComeOnThomasWhatALameStory.
5. “It's high. It's a living being. You can just feel it breathing.‘
– Diederik Jekel (science journalist) is on a horse for the first time. What a laugh.
6. Now I'm not really a horse kid myself, but even I with my My Little Pony knowledge know what the difference is between trot and gallop, dear candidates, good lord.
7. And yes, I know: tunnel vision, but Tho was also so extremely fast during the shooting assignment (Mr. I've supposedly never been on a horse) that he naturally ran out of time. And he also went first with those earplugs in, making it so he couldn't ‘hear’ the rest. Stop it with me, okay.
“No, no, it's too obvious. Mr. the talker cannot be The Mole.”
8. On Twitter, we all agree that Herman from Farmer Seeks Wife The Mole is. Maybe a new show? ‘Who Is The Farmer Seeks Woman?’ I'm in!
9. And suddenly it goes through my mind, huh. What if the producers are doing everything to mislead all of the Netherlands after last year's big Klaas fiasco? That Sanne turns out to be that Mole after all, or am I really going completely loco now?
10. Imanuelle ‘I'm gonna roap you’ Grives. We all cry that you have to go. Just one tip from me. Could you please not wear such a low shirt when you go horseback riding? It could be a new carnival hit: “Hop horse hop, boobs in gallop.”
11. “You were just not on time.” “WHAT?!?!?!” “Just kidding.”
– Art (40), definitely the funniest at home.
Current standings?
1. Thomas Camembert (remember that name, it makes you crave cheese. THO, I SEE YOU! Use it to your advantage, people. But honestly: guarantee up to the front door.)
2. Sanne Wallis de Vries (yes, yes, I've suddenly switched. If Thomas is not The Mole, then it's Sanne. For sure.)
3. Jochem van Gelder (no, no, it's too obvious. Mr. the talker cannot be The Mole.)
4. Diederik Jekel (I still firmly believe that Didi will make it to the final. As a candidate, yes.)
5. Imanuelle Grives (Cry, sob, take care, girlfriend. How about a round of laser tag together? Sounds like a great idea.)
Will I see you all here again next week? Fun. Should I rename the site to Amolzine? Thomas, buddy, we're coming for you. You don’t have to hide anymol.
