Kiki's Who is the Mole?-talk:

week 6

Hello dear mole buddies. Are we ready for this Monday afternoon again? I am. Exactly half of the number of players from the start is still in the race. How fast does that go all of a sudden?! And still, it's all guessing who on earth The Mole it is. I find it almost embarrassing to say but it seems like I switch after every episode again. YES I KNOW.

By the way, do you still shed a tear for Sigrid and Jeroen? I do. I find the group a little bit meh now. No one trusts each other, the alliances are taking next level shit and as a cherry on top, no one left on Saturday night, which always feels a bit cowardly. Is it time to catch up in 10 points again? Yes, right? Okay, buckle up, cowgirls YIHAAAAA.

1. Did you all feel for Diederik during the find-the-people-with-button task? The panic in his eyes. Those red cheeks. The awkwardness. It did provide the most brilliant quote of the evening: “It doesn't matter if I'm thrown out of a helicopter by a burning hoop while abseiling down with a polar bear... as long as I don't have to be with a strange group of people.” Aaah.

2. I seriously think that Didi comes when you softly whisper the number of pi with at least 10 decimal places in his ear during sex.

3. Hey, Diedje, are you following along? 3.14159 26535 89793….. Okay okay joke. (I predict a banging bedroom party because there were actually fifteen..)

4. “If you always tell the truth, you don't have to remember much,” says Jochem. Only to then say that he now has to remember a lot. Mr. wants to take the suspicions on himself but Jochem, we don't fall for these smooth talks, buddy.

5. Are there more people suddenly having an intense weakness for Thomas? Shall we start a macaron group on Monday afternoon? I’m in. Why is that guy actually gay?

6. “Choose me for the exemption, because my parents are divorced…”

Sorry Tho, I was just praising you to the heavens, but what did this refer to exactly @DeStaatsloterij; if you're reading along, my parents are also divorced....

7. HAHA Sanne I am cracking up more every week about that woman. “See me as your side woman, your mistress that your wife doesn't need to know about.” God suddenly I see in my mind how Sanne and Jochem are having sex while he suddenly pulls out a Mickey Mouse plush toy. IEEEEE.

8. Okay, Didi, your Brussels sprouts sweater was cool. But that Christmas sweater, seriously why? So you thought, I'm going to the Wild West among tough cowboys and this is my look? Shall we call each other this week? I have some tips.

9. The biggest Mole action this week also came from our scientist. He almost seemed ANGRY when the full amount was earned during the lawn mowing task. And isn't Didi always about calculating chances? Maybe he can tell us how big THE CHANCE IS that behind the word MOLBOOKLET.... another letter fits besides the S.

10. Oh and, speaking of that lawnmower. The ‘MOLBOOKLETS’ is on Google Maps. I kid you not.

Current standings?

1. Thomas Cammaert (I no longer trust that handsome musical star with his blue eyes. It seems like our puppy face does everything with a certain prior knowledge.)

2. Imanuelle Grives (Who again knew exactly where to find that VIP deck where two people with money buttons were walking? And who called in 10 and 20 euros so that Jochem missed out on that 750 euros?)

3. Jochem van Gelder (He is in second place in the ranking of all App players. So I’ll keep him safely in the top 3.)

4. Diederik Jekel (Oooh I don't know anymore. I just HOPE that you are a really good winner. Not a Mole.)

5. Sanne Wallis de Vries (no, no, no. Just no.)