LITTLE SHITTY THINGS THAT ARE REALLY ANNOYING
A few weeks ago, I was walking with a friend in the Beehive. Suddenly, I wondered why the floor was so ridiculously slippery. Had it just been mopped? When I rummaged through my bag at the checkout for my debit card, I saw a few droplets dripping from the bottom of my bag onto the floor. This can't be... OH NO! No no NO! The empty water bottle grins at me wickedly from the bag. The bitch.
Are you also Chef Clumsy just like me? Then it's time for a very recognizable list. Behold: the little annoying things that we all have experienced at some point and that are really terrible for your mood.
1. Buying a brand new powder box and then dropping it hard on the ground two days later. Crying.
2. It remains a classic: stubbing your little toe hard against a table corner/bed/cabinet/whatever. Instant murderous thoughts arise and
the annoying thing about the whole situation is that you did it to yourself.
3. After just having painted your nails shiny you realize that you actually really need to pee. 4. PISTACHIOS THAT WON'T OPEN. OOOOOMG.
5. After forty-eight laps through the city, finally finding a perfect parking spot. You think. Until you stand in front of it and realize that it just, uh, doesn't fit.
6. When you fly mega cheap (definitely a bad idea) and then also sit in the terror spot where the TV screen is just a bit too far away so you can't follow the movie.
7. A nice financial windfall (thanks.
Tax Office ) after which suddenly an old dentist bill, deductible statement, or worse: a fine arrives in the mail the next day."Sounds like a plan to me.".
“8. Ripping open a milk carton because you can't get it open normally. This happens to me really annoyingly often. First trying one side, then the other side, and then in desperation slicing the thing open with a knife, after which my boyfriend stands behind me asking: ”Hey, are you okay? Do you need help?' And then swallowing your pride and handing over the carton, huh. Grr.”
9. Starting with the wrong cheese slicer on old cheese. And then just not being able to get a single normal slice on your bread. Those cheese rinds, so annoying, those things.
10. When you find a glass ketchup bottle at your mom's (you obviously don't have those things) and then bump into it hard to get something out, and suddenly half the bottle flies over your plate. What a gem that is.
11. Just taking a few fresh socks out of the dryer that are still nice and warm, then quickly going to the bathroom to brush your teeth and then standing in something WET in the shower. Kill me now.
12. Sitting on a plane with a crying/vomiting/screaming/diarrhea baby. I've experienced this multiple times and really, you wouldn't wish this on your worst enemy. Oh, and by the way, this is the ideal solution for this problem.
13. Dropping your entire spoon into your soup bowl. Just really sucks. Especially the back.
14. The crust of breakfast cake, egg cake, or pink cake that sticks to the packaging...
15. When your taco shell breaks. Oh my god.
16. Joining a line somewhere and then hearing that the person in front of you is the last one to be helped. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?.
17. Whole cherry tomatoes in dishes. I mean, dear people, isn't that just asking for trouble? At least halve those things.
You know what? I still have a whole bunch of other annoying mini-things, shall we do part 2 tomorrow? Sounds like a plan to me.
A few weeks ago, I was walking with a friend in the Bijenkorf. Suddenly, I wondered why the floor was so ridiculously slippery. Had it just been mopped...
