Meanwhile on Insta: crying over Chuck Bass
Chuck sexy son of a Bass-tard. What are you doing to us now? All Gossip Girl fans including me were already shedding a tear because you suddenly left the singles market, and now you're rubbing it in on Insta. Is that how our relationship is these days?
Okay, time for an explanation. The ridiculously attractive new girlfriend of my beloved Chuck (Jessica Serfaty, known from America’s Next Top Model, but of course) is not wasting any time. And I get her, because every woman who manages to snag Chuck Bass deserves a medal. BUT NOW. The two have gotten a love tattoo. I kid you not. This is the action that you always advise lovebirds against, I know. I mean: a love piece of jewelry is super nice, a, uh, matching piece of clothing for my part, an earring, but a love tattoo in the shape of a red heart with the initials of your beloved one? That’s just not practical, Chuck. What’s next, a joint Facebook account?
So much for the whining of the day; pure green with jealousy, you understand. My dream guy has been taken by a model and they have love tattoos and I have to live with it. Also, Dave Roelvink has already gotten a love tattoo for his Julia, so which tattoo-less dream man is left? Thank GOD for Harvey Specter. I'm going to go cry in a corner for a bit.
