Nice track, Justin

Because we keep you Justin Bieber-technically up-to-date with love (read here how he struck out this week), we also need to occasionally discuss his oeuvre with you. Yes, Bieber has a new song and it's called ‘Friends’.

Nice little tune, even after the profound (ahem) but definitely delicious hip-swaying Despacito, the question keeps echoing in the mind: who is this about? It feels like a cry for an ex, “Can we still be friends? And if it ends, can we be friends?” Okay Justin, laying it all bare. Are we dealing with a Selena serenade or maybe a tear for model Barbara Palvin? We would even shed a tear for Victoria’s Secret Miranda Kerr, because rumors say she was once your sweetheart, so we can imagine that. Just like your maybe-or-maybe-not relationships with Adriana Lima, Yovanna Ventura, or Sofia Richie. I would love to peek into your phone to see which exes you've received messages from in the last 10 hours.

Oh, but we were of course talking about his new music. Well, you know what? Judge for yourself.