PROOF: HERE WOMEN THINK MOST DURING A SEXUAL ENCOUNTER
Does your partner still do their best when they show you every corner of the room... Meanwhile, you think about what you're going to get for breakfast tomorrow.
False creatures that we are. Women are ruthless when it comes to what we think while we’re getting it on. Yes, DURING sex, we mean. The man is puffing and sweating, we shout ‘ooh’ and ‘ah’ in between and wiggle our behinds back and forth. And think: ‘Do I still have cat food at home? Is it too late to send an email to my boss? How will it end with Serena and Dan in Gossip Girl?’
According to scientists, women think more than men about completely irrelevant things during sex. Moreover, we worry about how we look (in this twisted position, does he really see my fat) my fat?), how we smell (do I have enough deodorant on?) and whether he is enjoying it (hallelujah, is he still not done?). We are all churning in our heads, especially if a session lasts longer than average. Boink, boink. We start to doubt ourselves and the sexual encounter itself. But eh, we also think about those new boots. Or that you need to put flowers in your vase again. Or that you feel like pizza. Boink, boink.
Okay, it’s not very nice towards Mr. Batsen. But note: it’s not that crazy. Because the numbers don’t lie. At least 38 percent of women who jump into bed with a new hottie for the first time are disappointed with the actual lovemaking. Men are a bit less picky: only 32 percent find the sex with a new love not what they expected. So it makes sense that you think about the dishes when it’s just so-so. And besides, we women are simply multitaskers 2.0. Can’t help it.
Other things that women often think about according to researchers during a quickie:
– ‘Yes, succeeded! I’m proud of myself.’ You wanted it and wanted this man and now you got what you wanted.
– ‘Can we pretty please switch to doggy style?’
‘– ’How do I hide that I’m already done?'
- Is he finally done? Not very nice, but yeah, sometimes it just takes a while...
– ‘I wonder how my ex is doing?’ Half of women sometimes think about someone else during the act. By the way, we most often think about a male colleague. So forbidden, so far away... Twenty percent of women sometimes fantasize about sex with their boss.
Ah, thoughts are of course just thoughts. And quite personal. So as long as you don’t moan out loud about cat food, flowers, and that old flame, you’re good. Legs in the air and go, girls.
Source: Elite Daily
Written by: Tessa Heinhuis
