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Proven: if you have large breasts, you are smarter

Some women were simply at the front when God was handing out the fronts and are therefore blessed with a prominent bust. It turns out that women with a larger cup size are also smarter than their flatter counterparts. Well, well.

Did you think life was not unfairly distributed? Well, from now on, you will certainly think so. Because it is true that girls with a larger bust are significantly smarter than average. The larger the breasts, the higher the IQ of the surveyed girls. On average, women with a generous cup size – so more than cup E – scored ten points higher than the rest. But even women with an average bra size (a cup C or D) scored better on the IQ test than girls who have to make do with little peas. How can this be? The reason is still not entirely clear, because no, you don't have brains in your cleavage. Perhaps it has a lot to do with self-confidence. If you are proud of your body, you radiate that. Not only on the beach in a bikini but also in the lecture hall, during that important presentation, and in the workplace. There’s a good chance that because you feel good in your skin every day, you naturally perform better.

But imagine studying at Harvard with your sagging breasts – there’s not much of an Einstein-level nerd left with that. eyes You’d be constantly stared at while you just want to study quietly with your brains. We have a bit of pity for those girls in advance. But on the other hand, maybe not. Sorry. A nice degree in hand and a stack of wood at the door, and perhaps also a more active sex life, because yes, men will always be men. And (most) men are simply crazy about well-filled hills. Moreover, they also love a bit of a clever person.

The girls who were at the back when the breasts were handed out might be very good at sports, for example. Or painting. Or, uh, cooking. But unfortunately, that doesn’t buy anything. At least, not a lustful male gaze. Let’s hope for them that true love in 2018 also goes through the stomach. Or that crossfitting together suddenly becomes sexy. You never know.

FACTS

  • On average, women in our country have cup size D. In Russia, you find the largest ones on average, while in Asia, everything is a bit more petite.
  • At least 79 percent of the men look at, yes, Miss Left and Miss Right at the first meeting.
  • At least 9000 women undergo breast augmentation in the Netherlands. That’s 9000 women, year after year.