The craziest voting guides

(something with sports, sex, and Plato)

Are you going for a politically left or right choice in the name of sex? Apparently, I am quite left-oriented in that area. And no, that has nothing to do with the choice of partners. So normally I don't match with the Party for the Animals, but in the sexual realm, I do enormously. Yes, that sounds a bit dubious, I know. 50PLUS doesn't even appear in the regular voting guides, but here it suddenly gets mentioned (okay, okay). Fortunately, there are also some bigger and more common players in the results list.

What am I talking about? The political sex guide. Yes, it really exists. And when I see something like that, I have to fill it out. It's a bit like the macarons from Ladurée when I'm on a diet, I have to have them. I usually base my political vote on party programs or a debate and avoid the quizzes, but this one I had to do. The questions are quite diverse, from your opinion on female circumcision to providing a preventive pill for HIV and how you view the age of marriage.

“Spinoza thought it was a good idea”

But do you want to vote wisely? That’s possible too, and then you take a trip to Brainwash, where the greatest thinkers in history give you a fitting advice. And look, if Plato or Spinoza agrees with your choice, then that's of course rock solid. So if someone asks you why you vote for this or that party, you just say: ‘Spinoza thought it was a good idea.’ I'm telling you, that political preference stands strong.

If you just want to laugh really hard, I recommend the Stupid Guide . The first question starts with Trump. And whether you think he’s a ‘crazy orange’ (oui, oui) or maybe ‘too far from my bed’ and as a last option you have ‘what a hero’, but I’ll assume for convenience that you don’t check this. Your score is calculated while enjoying some good one-liners, like: comparing apples to oranges. Holadijee, I love it.

Okay, I still advocate for a well-considered choice when you go to the polls. But in the name of humor, you just click through of course.