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The mystery behind Pharrell's age

I knew it, I just KNEW it. This man is hiding something, because how on earth does he look exactly the same as twenty years ago? DEZE MAN VEROUdert NIET. I have no idea how it came up yesterday, but suddenly I was on Google trying to find out how old the guy is. And what do I get: 77 years. Whuut? Typed it in again: how old is Pharrell Williams? And again: 77 years. Okay, instead of Pharrell it says for some reason Paul, so I tried it in English and what do I get? Right, again exactly. And if Google says…wink wink.

There’s something fishy about this, Pharrell. When someone once asked him for his anti-aging secret, he gave all the credit to his parents. And also his skincare. All nice and well, Pharrell, but I’m not buying it. You’ve just discovered the magic potion. Or you’re a vampire. But whatever it is, I want what you’re having. Whether you’re 77 or 44.