The song festival, the Naklets

There were again many arms pointing at the audience like a drowning person wanting to be pulled out of the sea, open mouths, long gasps, and tight tails. For him and for her. The theme was ‘diversity’ and diverse, that it was.

1. The opening

That seems to be a distant cousin of Winston Gerschtanowitz.

2. The brow-boy

The ambassador of Australia doesn't need to go to Roya, that is clear.

3. The heart fairy

How many hearts can a person make? It seems like she was also trying to position her eyes in heart shape. Do you also get the feeling that she is taking off?

4. Conchita new style

He thought: what Conchita Wurst could do, I can definitely do better. And what Conchita had in front, he has on his head.

5. Dracula 3.0

If a new Dracula movie comes out, we have found the lead actor.

6. Moldova

What a nightmare if you have to marry him.

7. The trends according to Kiev

White, long and especially transparent skirts, wide pants, red lipsticks, XXL eyelashes, tight tails, and veils. That is fashion according to the song festival.

8. That Jan

“Kasia is blessed with a good set of brains.” A sharp observation from Jan Smit about the Polish candidate.

9. Something is missing

All 42 suitcases of the Icelandic candidate turned out to be in Brussels, not in Kiev. I see it, something is still missing.

10. Nice outfit

Doesn't she look a lot like Drew Barrymore from the Czech Republic? Nice outfit, also handy if you've been swimming in the cold sea for too long.

11. Fred meets Jorgos

Do you still know Jorgos? That ex of Leontine? If you mix him with Fred van Leer, you get this.

12. Please

Shall we agree to leave the hearts and kiss hands with the Victoria’s Secret Angels?

13. About Armenia

That is college-level braiding. And shifting rings.

14. And oh yes

And that it is clear THAT YOU CANNOT VOTE NOW. Very nice that it has been on screen for a quarter of an hour. #hey are not completely stupid, you know.

More tomorrow. I am looking forward to it.