Throwback to the original of the girlsquad

Shall we do a throwback on Wednesday? Back to the early 2000s when the last name Kardashian was totally unknown and people might have only recognized Kim as some sort of awkward sidekick of the then ultimate Hollywood queen Paris Hilton? Yes, believe it or not, there was a time when Paris was more popular than Kim and that whole ’squad idea‘ that Taylor Swift once thought she had set up with famous celebrity friends, well, Paris had that kind of squad long ago. Who was part of it among others? The Princess of Pop of course: Britney Spears. But also Lindsay Lohan was once photographed with the duo, of which Paris even posted a throwback photo last November with the accompanying text: ’11 years anniversary today since the first coming of The Holy Trinity.’

But what turns out? For everyone who, like me, had an obsession with The Holy Trinity: it was all a scam. Paris Hilton, who also claims to be the inventor of selfies, is currently in Australia and mentioned in an interview this week that they might have been photographed together, but how it actually was: ‘Actually, it was just Brit and I going out. And then Lindsay chased us to the car and got in. She wasn’t invited.’

Like I said: it was all a scam. That whole Holy Trinity didn’t exist. My childhood has been a lie. No joke, now I’m exaggerating, but now that I’m talking about it, where in the world is Lindsay Lohan actually? Hmmm, worth investigating.