Why Kourtney is actually the coolest Kardashian
Actually, I'm contradicting myself now, because a few months ago I wrote this about Scott Disick and why he is the coolest one in the entire Kardashian clan, but since he is officially not a Kardashian, I want to talk today about who secretly is the coolest of all Kris's kids. Nope, not Kim, although she always brings the fun sleazy stories Khloé is fun, but is also known as ’the boring one of the family’, along with Kendall (their words, not mine). I find Kylie tacky (sorry not sorry). Just give me Kourtney, the oldest child of the family.
Kourt is seriously underrated. The 38-year-old beauty is actually the coolest one of the clan.
She has confidence
Loyal fans can surely remember the episode where they celebrate momager Kris Jenner's sixtieth birthday. Do you also remember the video her daughters made for her? In it, Kourt made her position within the family very clear: ‘Let’s face it – I’m the Beyoncé of the group.’
We have to thank her for the most amazing meme
Because if she had never pointed out how ugly younger sister Kim looks when she cries, we would have never had this gem:
She’s got style
Look, as a jeans and T-shirt kind of girl, Kourtney is really a woman after my own heart. Just give me her wardrobe instead of that of the other K’s in the family. I find it edgier. Just a bit more rock ‘n roll with a feminine touch.
She always says exactly what we all secretly think
– When someone asks you what you want in life: ‘I just want some fried food.’ Amen.
– To everyone on your very first day at a new job: ‘I have no idea what I’m doing.’
– When you’re not in bed by 11 on a weekday: ‘I’m the life of the party.’
– If someone posts two selfies in one day on Instagram: ‘Oh my god, get over yourself.’
– If you ever go running with Kim Kardashian (because you know: it could happen): ‘Your ass is so large, I don’t know how you can even run.’
– Everything related to diet/nutrition/weight loss talks: ‘Enough about weight, let’s go eat some dinner.’
– When you see lovey-dovey couples as a bitter single: ‘There’s not a part of me that wants to be a part of that.’
– But then you realize you’re lonely as a single: ‘I’ll sit here and cry, while watching Titanic wishing I had a little romance in my life.’
By the way, if you were to ask a former housekeeper of the Kardashians what she thinks of Kourtney, she wouldn’t have a good word for her. Check it out here. But I don’t want to believe it. #KourtneyForPresident, because how boring would the Kardashian family be without her.
