Wrong, bland, fine jokes

So what we are secretly laughing really hard at

First of all: women can't tell jokes. I wholeheartedly agree with this nine times out of 10. If my mother-in-law makes an attempt, I always have to go to the toilet very casually all of a sudden. What we are strong at, though? Dishing out good, vitriolic one-liners. May is the chief at this. But to give you some ammunition in the big, angry grumble drum; these ones made us chuckle in private. Wrong, silly and fine, to liven up your Sunday. But you may only read on if you like silly jokes, otherwise I lovingly refer you to a semi-serious writing.

What is the difference between the G-spot and a golf ball?
To the golf ball, a man does go looking.

Does a woman ask her friend, “Do you always tell your husband when you have an orgasm?”
Says the girlfriend: “No, he doesn't want me to bother him at work.”

Why does St Nicholas have such a big bag?
Because he only comes once a year.
(Yes, he remains fine.)

After 20 years of marriage, what do you have to put out to get your man into bed?
The television plug.

Why do dumb blondes sit in a circle when they are cold?
Then it's 360 degrees.
(I may make this one, as I am particularly blonde by nature.)

What does a banana say to a vibrator?
“What are you shaking about? She is going to eat me.”

For men vacuuming and sex pretty much the same.
They turn it on, make a lot of noise for three minutes, collapse and then think their wife must be very happy.

And because it's so much more fun in English:
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
(Ha-ha-ha)

Happy Sunday y'all.