11X What we will never forget about Sex and the City

Exactly twenty (twenty, TWENTY) years ago today, the very first episode of Sex and the City was broadcast. This weekend, I casually watched an episode again. You know, that Carrie and Miranda go to The Hamptons with baby Brady to attend a wedding. To legitimize my six hundred seventy-first viewing session, I choose another language so that it somewhat justifies my binge behavior, but still. Sex and the City, it remains in our lives. Therefore today, instead of macarons and champagne, our 10 (oh no, it became 11 because Anthony had to be included) favorite quotes. Bring on those Cosmopolitans, here’s to our favorite girlfriends. You have to guess which quote comes from whom.

1. “I will be a bag lady. A Fendi-bag lady but still, a bag lady.”

2. “I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.”

3. “The fact is, sometimes, it’s really hard to walk in a single woman’s shoes. That’s why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun.”

4. “Men cheat for the same reasons as dogs lick their balls… Because they can.”

5.     “Honey, what’s the point of living in the suburbs if you’re not going to fuck a gardener?”

6.  “I know your friends just fine. Charlotte is the brunette, Miranda is the redhead and Samantha is trouble.”

7.  “How can you not have a shrink? This is Manhattan. Even shrinks have shrinks.”

8.  “We all judge, that’s our hobby. Some people do arts and crafts. We judge.”

9.  Charlotte: “Imagine being blind, not being able to see a beautiful day like today. Can you think of anything worse?” Anthony: “Stonewashed jeans and a matching jacket.”

10. “There are no available men in their thirties in New York. Giuliani had them removed along with the homeless.”

11. Stanford: “I missed my prom night at school, because…”

Anthony: “You were gay…”

Stanford: “No. My girlfriend and I broke up the night before because…”

Anthony: “You were gay…”

Stanford: “No, I wasn’t gay until…”

Anthony: “You were born.”