8 things he doesn't need to know

Like there are:

That your girlfriend knew you were pregnant before he did

Yeah, sorry about that. That's what you get when he works so hard and yeah, sorry, that just happens when you're on the phone with your girlfriend while you're peeing on your Predictor. Okay, I did tell him first in two out of three cases. Impressive, right?

That you do visit someone for some repair work

But what exactly happens there. And what all that costs. We'll keep that to ourselves.

That toothpick thing

That it's lying in your car and you keep reusing it. Just because you really need one and there's nothing else available. Well.

The real price

That the price you communicate is already the amount from which the discount has been deducted and not the amount from which the discount will still be deducted. He found that quite a lot, actually.

The man wearing a beanie while it’s f*cking hot inside

That you watched Grace and Frankie six times last night and not the show he makes. #sososorry #addicted

The reminder

That you once again didn't pay the bill from Bol.com on time. And just look how high the reminder costs are.

The socks

That you secretly take his socks at least twice a week. Just because they feel so nice. And it's a cozy idea. And he keeps complaining about his thinning collection.

The dog

That the dog can occasionally sit on the couch. When he's not there, that is. And then watch Grace and Frankie together. And eat Tony Chocolonely seasalt caramel. But luckily he also finds that cozy. And tasty.