Love & Sex

9 very unique tips for better sex

Through Blendle, I stumbled upon a nice little topic to spice up the boring Monday a bit. An article from Quest, written by a man. I noticed that right away because he says that having sex more often makes you happier. Yes, yes, yes Pepijn, that really depends on how. Anyway. But in any case, it was a surprisingly fun article (I found Quest a surprisingly fun magazine anyway), so I’m serving up the best 9 tips and conclusions from it. For the full story, I refer to the original piece.

Gaming is good

Is your boyfriend an avid gamer? And does that annoy you? You should actually be happy about it. While gaming, you produce the hormone dopamine, also known as the ‘pleasure hormone’. If you have a lot of dopamine, your body is used to pleasure (and let’s assume that sex is also a pleasurable affair) and you can last longer. Seems like a good thing to me. Unless you want him to finish quickly. Then he should also stop gaming.

Help in the household

Not that you get incredibly hot between the legs from it, but if he’s lounging around all day like Al Bundy, you probably have a bit less desire to have sex with him to get the cobwebs out of the corners of the bedrooms. So if he takes on a few tasks (Adeline has thus have a cleaning man), the chances are high that your relationship improves with the added bonus of your sex life. By the way, all these facts have been researched by various universities; so it’s true.

Keep your socks on

Not only do you increase the chance of having a boy (or was it a girl?), but you also reach a hi-ha-high point faster. Socks give a cozy feeling which leads to one thing leading to another. It is important that it is dark in your bedroom because I don’t know if it has the same effect on him.

Bak a cake

It seems that a pie made of pumpkin and lavender (yes, I know, you bake that every day. Not. But it’s apparently a well-known American recipe) really gets the blood flowing to the pants. During a scientific study, it was measured how much percent of the blood of the men who smelled this scent went towards the scrotum, and that was a convincing 40%.

Otherwise, the mix of donuts and licorice would be a good alternative, in case you don’t like pumpkin or lavender.

Smoke joints

Apparently, you’re really good at having sex. Alcohol also makes you feel like it, but then you often regret it later.

Make noise

Moaning, in short. He feels encouraged because apparently, he’s on the right track and your desire increases as well. Just check if the window is closed.

Don’t watch porn

The more porn you watch, the more dissatisfied you become with your own sex life. There’s some truth to that. While there are actually quite fun porn sites for women.

Do it often

That’s what Pepijn, who wrote the piece, says. Anyway, more often than average because then you feel proud and satisfied.

Rum

Yay, finally a list that says red wine is allowed. Women who drink one to two glasses of red wine a day have more desire, have ’more satisfying’ sex, and seem to be wetter.