Holy macaroni: M&M's is coming out with a new flavor

M&M's is doing things with the world. First, they make ice cream, which makes me, whoosh, two kilos heavier, then they bring the news that the white chocolate M&M's are on their way and now? Now they are starting to talk about crunchy caramel. I mean: crunchy caramel. How crazy (and fat) do you want to make us?

I confess right away that I am a bad chocolate eater. A phony, fake, everything. I like everything that real chocolate connoisseurs don't like. White chocolate, they always squeak that it's not chocolate (so what?). Chocolate with nuts is supposed to be an orgasmic combo, but I have nothing to do with that. But there is one thing I do appreciate and they do too: caramel… In a crunchy variant. If they secretly add sea salt now, I won't be able to handle it. I have to immediately start extra sports classes books.