Amayzine

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Amayzine's big breast battle

In the right corner, Lilian fights for team small breasts, in the left corner I stand for team large and Kiek, who stands in the middle, because that club represents her too. Even though the butt trend is a thing, we still need to talk about breasts. Because when are you a little blessed? With a cup A, well-filled C, or just a bit bigger? Look, I win in boxing, but I have no idea if I survive Amayzine's big breast battle.

Did you know that bizarrely many of us women wear the wrong bra size? I used to walk around with cups that were too small and bands that were too large. You can just get measured for free at Livera. Because it's not only important for the breasts, but it also makes you look slimmer. Look, maybe I'll go one more time. Who knows, it might all be a bit thinner to nibble on. But back to the battle.

The deal of the match: name three compelling reasons why your size, ladies, whatever you want to call it, is the big (medium or small) winner.

Team Small-but-fine, represented by Lil:

  1. “Never a sweaty tit.”
  2. “That one cute dress with a low back, I just wear it without a bra.”
  3. “You always look visually slimmer.”

Team Medium, led by Kiek:

  1. “After thorough field research, I can tell you: men love average. Yes, they do. 75C is the perfect middle size. Not too big, not too small. Just look at a man's hand. I mean: it's just made for a B/C cup. Ever noticed?”
  2. “No hassle with push-up bras or chicken fillets because duh, women with medium boobs already have a beautiful décolletage of their own. You sexy thing.”
  3. “Read all the advantages of small and large breasts? Good. Actually, women with average breasts just have the best of both worlds.”
  4. Or as they say at Kakhiel: ‘You can easily sneak your own candy into the cinema. Just shove a couple of those chocolate bars between your tits and if the police starts to search you because someone spilled the beans, just sue them and say they were touching your tits haha. Okay bye.‘

I told Kiek: three compelling reasons. It became four, which makes the possibility of winning shaky because exaggerating is never good and not very convincing. Okay, are you ready? Here they come: the large breasts.

Team Large, by myself:

  1. “All nice, that butt stuff, but a décolletage works wonders when you want to arrange something. It's fine if a man or woman likes medium, impressing is also nice and works quite well.”
  2. “And Lil, lovely, that low back, but that V-neck… Phew, that really shines with large.”
  3. “Last but definitely not least: you can spend an outrageous amount of money on expensive lingerie and I'm incredibly skilled at that.”

Present, medium or small, one advantage: at Livera you'll find a nice example for all your friends in every shape or size. But because I'm writing, I declare Team Large my winner this time. I have to, you understand.