Love & Sex

Boring people:

we prefer a cup of coffee over a quickie

Want to start your day right with an old-fashioned morning romp? Please don't.

Because if we really have to choose, we’d rather have a cup of coffee in some trendy place than bounce around for our lover and deal with his business. split And yes, this has been officially proven. Thousands of participants indicated that they would find it easier to go longer without a sexual encounter than without their beloved cup of joe. In total, even more than half: 51 percent is clearly.

madly in love with coffee. The black gold, then. This can be scientifically explained. There is a clear effect of coffee on the feel-good hormones: dopamine and serotonin. So you really do get happier from that cappu to go. Uh, panic. Guys, where has the romance gone in this new year? Because coffee is of course heaven on earth and we’re not saying we don’t need it to keep the flames going all day… But if there’s zero point zero action down under, then that sip of latte really does get boring, believe us.

That’s why you might as well have a quickie when you wake up, even if you then don’t have time to make your coffee, yes. You can focus just as well on your work or feel good after a party in bed as after a cup of espresso. Research shows that getting busy in the morning is good for your immune system and even your memory. Say goodbye to those little colds: as long as you give your man a good shake in bed at dawn, viruses won’t come near you. And those who feel physically strong can work hard, be productive, and have energy without any problems. So you don’t need a lungo. And it’s a lot more fun, because living your whole life alone with your Nespresso machine is still a bit sad..

In the always enjoyable series ’Friends', the cast downed €9000 worth of coffee. In Central Perk, yes. Which doesn’t actually exist in real life.

If you drink coffee at 3 PM, you’d be more in the mood for a bit of rodeo with mister himself in the evening.

FACTS

  • In London, you can also order some oral sex with your cup of coffee. At the Fellatio Cafe, it’s possible to get orally pleased while sipping on some coffee. Okay then. It’s all possible nowadays.
  • Want to start your day right with an old-fashioned morning romp? Please don't. Because if we really have to choose, we’d rather have a cup of coffee...
  • Boring people: we prefer a cup of coffee over a quickie: Amayzine.com.