Famke Louise is het cadeau dat blijft geven

My Insta inbox is exploding with messages. Whether I want to go to YouTube right now NOW. Emergency. What happened? Famke Louise dropped a new song and she seems to be throwing up in the video. HOOOOO – wait a minute, stop. Even though I'm not working at all today, I still want to crawl behind the laptop for this.

Because you understand: this needs to be discussed. Just like with ‘Op Me Monnie’
and ‘Vroom’. So it's time to watch that music video first. Look, the Bad Music Video Reviewer at your service. And I don't know why, but I'm more scared for this one than for the last one... Alright, let's first see what Famke has come up with this time.

Alright, seen it? I don't even know where to start. The crooked sentences, treacherous Sannie, and jackets with fur collars are one thing, but this, this takes the cake.

It all starts off quite nicely. We see Famke going inside somewhere with a boy. Looks like a party. She's social because she brought her own bottle of drink. Better than stingy people at parties. Oh, have we already been introduced to the Famke Louise vomit-whisky merchandise? Here it is. Guaranteed to knock you out after four sips. If that’s not value for your money. With the code ‘VOMIT’ you even get 30 percent off.

Then she enters the party (without the bottle), kisses some people goodbye, and walks to the bar to ‘steal’ the bottle. The bottle she was already walking around with outside at the beginning of the story, but chronology is just difficult when you've had so much whisky. I get it Famke, it's all good. 27 seconds in. OH HELP THE MY LITTLE PONIES ARE BACK IN THE GAME. This time on a wedding cake. Aah, the penny drops: Famke is at a wedding. At a wedding of a couple that wants two fluorescent little Fimo clay horses on their wedding cake. Brrr, glad I never receive those invitations.

Let's continue. The backstage kitchen scenes are a keeper because our Famke pulls her extra friend to, yes, the kitchen, where they drink in an old-fashioned way. I get it if you're at such a scary wedding, I would do the same. “Everyone knows my name, better get used to it.” She really sings it. Shit, I'm only at 00:53 seconds, guys, and I still want to have a freaking weekend, okay? Let's move on quickly. We see the couple that is getting married. The most unbelievable thing about the whole situation is the bride's tiara. Famke waddles in. Pretty well acted by the way, for someone who isn't really drunk, I have to give her that.

Is the scene about to come now? OOOOOOOOOOMYLORD I knew it was bad, but this takes the cake. Yuck, she throws up all over her pants. Everyone at the party now thinks Famke is a bit gross. And I understand everyone at that party. Famke's boyfriend doesn't, he turns out to have a wild drunk and starts smashing bottles over the heads of the guests. Luckily, here comes the vomit police, a.k.a. Famke Louise's friend group with Mexican guerrilla masks. Wow, choosing to have guests storm in like terrorists during a wedding with AK-47s in your music video. Bold choice girl, especially in this time. If that’s not #LIT I don’t know what is.

LouiVos (whoever that may be) starts rapping incomprehensible lyrics while he wanders around the room with his gun. The bride is panicking on the floor. Famke does a little dance and sings: ‘I smoke, I drink, I live.’ At the end, she jumps down from a height and it's not entirely clear to us whether she survives or not. Again, dear people, maybe I'm too old for this, but one thing is for sure: Famke is the gift that keeps on giving. And, no matter what you do: never invite that chick to your wedding. FREAKING life-threatening.

P.S.: On my Insta Stories @kikiduren you can relive my first reaction when I saw the video. Have a nice weekend, huh! Oh my god, tonight I'm going to be lit!!!